JOHAN

JOHAN
Dance like noone is watching...

Thursday, January 31, 2008

What the FUCK is wrong with Singapore!?

Seriously... does every1 follows what the Gov't is doing nowadays? Words saying some nice stuffs... yet action does otherwise!

It was Cathay a couple days ago... now LTA! What the fuck is wrong with them? Putting up more ERP gantries and increasing the ERP rates!

Gov't says they wanna increase Singapore's population... giving out PRs like nobody's business... yet they're increasing prices here and there... WHO IN HIS STUPID MIND WOULD WANNA COME STAY HERE?

Then comes Cathay who are 1 of those bloody idiots who shows the stupid "FIGHT PIRACY" clips before every shows they put up... then yet they increase the goddamn ticket price!

And now comes LTA! What good does it do to put up more gantries? You wanna make the traffic move smoother on THIS road... then you'll make the OTHER road's traffic heavier! Why? Every1 would look for an alternative NON-ERP route! and TADA~~~ Fucken stupid bastards...

Soon they're gonna tax us for walking on the streets... and maybe even breathing for goodness sake... bloody idiots...

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Chen Guan Xi's cock!

Don't know whether you peeps read the news about exposed nude pictures of HK celebs... I have a link for you guys to view Chen Guan Xi's cock... haha... here you go~

http://mes-moments.spaces.live.com/

Enjoy...

Btw i don't think that's Cecilia Chung... don't look like her...

PIRACY FTW!!!!

Well well... "They" keep asking us to FIGHT PIRACY!!! Now... take a look at this...



I say... "They" are asking us to SUPPORT PIRACY!!! PIRACY FTW!!!!!

Monday, January 28, 2008

ViWaWa~!

I have a website to introduce to those sibei eng... nothing to do in office or at home.... wanna play some mahjong or lame games online de...

VIWAWA is the place! It's the closest online mahjong you can link to in real life... actually it's almost the same as real life mahjong ^^ there're also some other games available... so... check it out ya?

www.viwawa.com

Please add me to friend list if you register ^^ nick is Johan83

Who introduce me this site you ask? Hmm... a bad friend!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

A very bad Weekend!

Phew... i survived..!
Came back on Friday night as usual... It feels good to be back in Singapore(only applies to when i'm coming back from Indonesia).

I went shopping on Sat with Eve... hoping to get 2 pairs of jeans and a shirt for chinese new yr... but sadly... i only managed to get 1 pair of jeans.
I met up briefly with Mel and Wenn Rong too... got a shock to see Wenn Rong trim short her hair... and then got to see Eve's new hairstyle... -she extended her hair- i would say i prefer her in short hair ^^

And then came the bad part! After lunch... late lunch that is... i started to feel unwell... but continued to shop for my stuffs as there's not much time left till CNY. Finally i gave up at 7+pm and decided to take a cab home cause i don't think i can survive a MRT ride. Reached home, knowing i'm running a fever already... tucked myself under the blanket hoping to sweat myself out. But guess what? I DID NOT BREAK A SINGLE DROP OF SWEAT FOR 2 WHOLE HRS! But i could feel the heat emitting from my body... i swear you could boil eggs under my blanket...
I got really seh~ and called my mum to ask her to rush home to get me to a doctor. Went to the 24hrs doctor(he shux!)... told him i just came back from Indonesia... didn't even bother to give me a jab... told me it's just a flu virus and send me off with some medicines. I woke up in the middle of the night and had a diarrhoea and vomitted. Btw it's 3 diarrhoeas + 1 vomit that night.
Went straight to my regular doctor the very next morning and he gave me a jab with some diarrhoea & vomitting meds. Said it was food poisoning and would not get better that quickly. I nearly blacked out walking down the escalator as i left the clinic... had to sit down on the floor to get some rest. Got home and head for the toilet straight away! For the next 2 days (Sunday and Monday) i couldn't get any food or even water down my stomach... anything that went in... came out either through vomitting or diarrhoea. I went to Alexandra Hostpital on monday morning... and the doctor there gave me a stronger med to push back the diarrhoea and vomits... which i think did helped alittle.

I got all well on Tuesday. Started to eat alittle and eventually stopped vomitting and lesser diarrhoeas. I was starving the whole of Sunday & Monday i was practically dreaming of foods~

And now... i wanna eat!!! My tummy still ain't too well, but i am able to eat already... kekE~

Friday, January 11, 2008

Fly Flew Flown~

This is a notice to inform whoever is reading my blog that i'll be away for 1 week! AGAIN~!
Business trip to Indon... *sigh*

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Laren's Store

WooT~ my GOD visited my blog~~ woohoO~

Right... so i'm posting this to advertise his blog a.k.a store fer him.
He's trying to sell some stuffs on his blog... namely some original Dreamcast and Playstation 1 games and THIS IS RARE!!! - Chuang Yi Flame of Recca Comics FULL SET! Freaking nice comic that 1...

So if you may... take some time to visit his blog... you can find the link @ Destination... ^^

Gold-Plated MacBook


Slick huh? Don't bring it out to the streets unless you have 3 Bodyguards around you... keke~


Even the keyboard is Gold-Plated... remember to clean your fingers before typing... ;D

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

MAMBO CRAVING!

OMFG! My MAMBO CRAVING IS BACK!!!!!

Damn i've been listening to my mambo on IPOD recently~~ shit~! I think the Dbl O on 29th is the reason for this! GrrR~ Today is Wed... tonight is Mambo @ Zouk!!! I WANT TO GO!!!!!! Hate Casin!

By the way... I realized i haven't post a proper picture of Casin yet... so i think this 1 will be appropriate... Lesbians! keke~


Casin & Eve
Notice Casin keeps covering her tummy? Go back and look at the group photo again... keke~~ SHE'S COVERING HER DU NAN!!!! =X

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

RT (Remedial Training)

Right... RT.. not sure if every1 of you knows whats RT...

RT = Remedial Training.. for NS Men who didn't pass their IPPT, and yes i failed mine... >.< So my RT started on Sunday... it was scheduled for 8am-12noon, and so i got there at around 745am i think. It's a waste of time in my opinion... i can practically count what i did there... 20 push-ups, 15 sit-ups and 10 sets of Jumping Jacks -_-||'

Here's how the schedule goes... Reached Maju Camp at 745, Queued to register and got my heartbeat rate detector at 820am. WAITED till 840am till they gathered us, briefing took about 40mins or so... which brings us to 920am. Did the 20-15-10 and then comes the Warrant Officer to give us the debrief which took 20mins... and dismissed at 10am. WHAT THE FUCK!? NO RUNS NO PT NO SHITS!!! I swear i'm never gonna fail my IPPT again anymore... bloodyhell!

So i'm going for my second session this evening.. *sigh*

Monday, January 7, 2008

Comfy Cat~


Oh... look at this comfy cat... I was buying lunch on Friday when i saw this cat sleeping in the car, and so i took a picture of it ^^

Friday, January 4, 2008

World of Warcraft's Wedding

This is a wedding ceremony held IN WoW... Not that bad... and for those who plays WoW... READ THE VOWS!!! WhahaHa~



Vows:
Groom: I, Bluestreak, take you, Alinta as my lifetime toon, to have and to hold, in sickness and health, diseases and plagues. From the moment we met, I knew you were my one and only quest. With rewards I could never compare to epics or legendaries. Through being ganked, I shall protect you from our nasty adversaries named Hordes, smite down any npc that may come between us, for you are my one true love. Till death do us part, we shall meet at the graveyard and res together. I am yours my love and will be yours forever, or until shutdowns, but I will be yours again after that.

Bride: I, Alinta, Take Bluestreak to be my lawful wedded toon I vow to love,honour and cherish for as long as my toon is not deleted. Our love crossed both continents, without portals or summons you found me. We may be from different races, but we are compatible in every way. I shall conjure food for when you are hungry, I shall create portals to save your weary feet, my hearth is your hearth. We are BoE, though you equipped me long ago, I am soulbound to you.

Meow and Shunxian's DEBUT!

HAHA! Here's another 2 pictures to introduce my inside friends!


This is Meow... you can hardly get a photo with his eyes OPEN! this is rare... keke~



This is Shunxian... he's our entertainer in the group...

Will try to get more pictures with my New HP!!! haha~ Don't say my blog no pictures le ar!!!

29th Dec @ Dbl O

Ah~~ for those who are waiting for pictures.... here it is~~~ Credits to Nightlife.sg keke~

Celebrated Casin's birthday @ Dbl O on 29th... why Dbl O? Coz it's retro(tho it shux! compared to Wed Zouk) and the drinks are freaking cheap! Well anyways... 1st time i met Casin's bf... and also the 1st time i went clubbing with Evelyn(in short i'll call her Eve from now on...).

Nothing much to say about that day... just drinks and a little retro... and then oh yea! I won Gin 5-10 like hell!!! kEke~

Casin's Mum was there too... Though i'm not surprised.. but i still think that she's so cool~~ joining us "youngsters" clubbing... i bet $500 my mum will be outta there in less then 5mins!

Anyways... Eve has restricted me to post her pictures... and so i'm left with a group photo... better then nothing ya? Here goes...


From Left to Right...
I Dunno, I Dunno, Benny(Casin's Bro), Danny(Casin's bf), Casin, I Dunno, Sandy(Casin's Big Boobs Friend), ME & Eve

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Heroes Season 2

I just finish watching Heroes Season 2 last night... and this morning i heard its coming on Star World 22nd Jan over Class95... keke~

It's a total of 11 episodes only... short huh? Well... there's still season 3~ Not as nice as season 1 in my opinion... and Tim Kring is such a genius!!! He created the "gap effect"... making us wanting to know who is that? what comes next? why is that so? And he doesn't drag them too long... he would give us the answer very soon and then create another gap effect... thats so freaking brilliant!

Alittle spoiler for season 2 here... keke!
Season 2 will tell us what did the generation before Peter's had done... why were they keen on blowing up the city to "fix" it. Well... actually not really that detailed... but i kinda understand where they're coming from. And then it also tell us what "The Company" wants to do... I really wonder... is "The Company" a good or bad organization... i really have no idea. And lastly... Sylar is BACK! Season 3 would be more on Sylar again i bet!

I can't wait for season 3!!! And for those who doesn't wanna wait for ch5 or Star World... here you go~

http://www.sidereel.com/Heroes

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

An Embarassing event~

There's so much to post today... but i'm so busy i really don't have much time...

Anyways... i forgot to mention something during xmas eve which was freaking embarassing, funny and i don't know... lol

I decided to drive to the hotel because i have heavy stuffs to carry... primarily the alcohols. So i went to pick Xianjie from work... who apparently has the least things to bring.. and since we couldn't check-in without Lisa... we head down to ViVo to pick Shunxian as well... coz he's collecting our food. After we picked him from ViVo... he said we have to head down to cityhall to pick Lisa too coz she too had too much on her hands, and so we did. I'm so glad i decided to drive... the car was filled with 4 of us and MORE!

So here comes the embarassing part! Due to xmas eve... the traffic was quite conjested... i don't remember where but somewhere near cityhall. The light was green but the road ahead was packed with cars... but i just moved forward to join the "queue". WHO KNOWS THE RED LIGHT CAME ON! and we were in the middle of the damn X-junction and blocking the damn way of the on coming vehicles from left and right!!! I was like.. "SHIT!!! what to do now? i cant go forward... i cant move backwards!!! OMG!!! what to do~ what to do!?" In the end cars were horning at us from mostly the right side... so i actually moved forward abit to clear the way for the right side & thank god no cars were coming from the left! It was so embarassing!!! I'll NEVER forget that experience!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Right... here's my Happy 2008 New Year to all of you~

I wish you all a very successful and fulfilling year ahead! May all of you accomplish your resolutions you set for yourselves!

Special greetings to...
ALL THE GIRLS I KNOW OUT THERE! less Lisa, Sihui & Peishan. Coz they're more then special... keke~

Nasi Lemak

Ok! This post is for myself... My phone's batt is flat! I have no other better means to remember this... haha

Nasi Lemak @ Upp. Circular Rd - BK Eating House near Boat Quay... recommended by Dharma~~

So any1 knows how to get there? And izzit really nice? haha! Sorry Dharma if your reading this... i'm not doubting you... i'll definitely try it out... keke~

Leave comments or chat it up on chatbox if you know anything about this please~ thanks.