The Chuck Norris jokes~

I have a few Chuck Norris jokes i got from WoW...
Apparently... lotsa kids like to chat about Chuck Norris in WoW...

#1- Giraffes...
Undead Rogue: Hey dude... do u know how does giraffe come about?
Tauren Warrior: How?
Undead Rogue: Chuck Norris gave the horse an uppercut and.... TADA~~

#2- A to Z
Bloodelf Mage: How long do u guys reckon Chuck Norris' dick is?
Orc Warlock: As long as A to Z... on the keyboard!

#3- Periodic Table
Troll Hunter: Hey guys... wat happened to the periodic table?
Undead Priest: Chuck Norris destroyed it...
Troll Hunter: WTF! Why!?
Tauren Druid: Becoz Chuck Norris only recognizes the Element of Surprise...


P.S. For those who doesn't know who Chuck Norris is... google up on him... keke~