Bird Shits!

HOLY FUCK SHIT!

I nearly got hit by bird shit bombings this morning!
I alight from my aunt's car as we arrived at the canteen to get breakfast.. i was waiting for her to get off the car and i heard *priak priak... priak....*
I turned n look at the ground... fresh green bird shits in a row.. i looked up... there's a fucking bird doing the *damn! i missed* action!

God damn idiotic bird... would've shoot it down if i have a gun in my hand! Lucky it missed... if not i dunno what to do man! *phew*