Boss Fight!

I had a weird dream last nite...
I dreamt of myself... me.... Johan Lin!!! in a boss fight!!!!
Here goes the story~~~

This fight consist of 2 phases...

Phase1:
There're ropes hanging down from the ceiling... and there're mobs clinging all over the ropes.
I'll have to swing from 1 rope to another and slash/chop them down. And so i did.
After all the mobs are dead... phase 2 approaches.

Phase2:
As i was still clinging onto a rope... the boss spawned down on the ground.
It is a WOLF! a Black Wolf~
So i jumped from the rope... sword down and stabbed him on his neck!
He never died... (like most games... you have to slash and chop the bosses a 100x before they finally lie down and die).
So i back away and get myself ready for his attack. I was so confident with myself i felt no fear!
He charged at me... and i dodge his charge and slash him under his belly~ still not retreating, he charged again immediately! I dodged again and slash him on his head this time...
There was a moment to rest and get ready for his next attack.... and he charges again!!! I didn't dodge this time... instead i thrust my sword straight into his mouth~~~ The impact was so great, i lose grip of my sword and still he did not die!!! (wtf~)
Turning myself to face him once again... he was already charging at me! With no time to dodge... i just kicked the sword... which was already in his mouth~ and the sword burst right through him. He lied dead on the ground at last...

Here comes da funny part!
I went over to the carcass and check for LOOT!
Then some1 from behind suddenly jumped down... and she's a cousin of mine. She walked to the carcass and picked up the loot (looks like a black prada bag to me) and walk outta the "dungeon".
Once outside, she threw the "bag" on the road... and it became a SUBARU POLICE CAR! (-_- )zzZ
She said it was useless and wanted to sell it... so 2 strangers appeared outta nowhere and test drived the car. After they're done with it... i went up to her and told her "y sell? i have license... i can drive mahz" and she replied "oh? ya hor.. ok lor... then u take it ba"

And so i went up to the car... and i noticed there's a steering wheel on the left side... so i thought "lefthand drive?" and opened up the left side door to check. I saw that both sides have steering wheels~ and so i checked the pedals and saw only braking pedal on the left. So i juz very hao lian and said "Chey~ this side for Instructor de lar"

-The End-


Yes! i totally have no re-collection after that.
WHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Funny right!? I need a dreamcatcher!